Unnecessary Lesson 2: Don't Be A Retard

I had to take my laptop to bits recently as my retard flatmate had broken the power connector and it wouldn't charge up.

Needless to say, it didn't go well, especially as I was in a rush to get out to the pub after attempting my repairs. Unless you like a computer flashing up a white screen followed by a black one constantly, steer clear of mine.

So until January when I will be back at work and therefore online, or I find a magical way to fix a fucked up laptop BIOS using techniques only taught by a dead Tibetan monk in Derby, this is likely to be Peter down. I'm sure the internet world will be a much happier place.

PO'P NOTE: I appreciate the stupidity of blaming Samsung for my own shitty lack of judgement. However, the laptop sucked even before my recent "work" on it and I am therefore fully justified in this comment.

PO'P EDIT: In the spirit of all that New Year bullshit, this story was the highlight of my 2004. Yes, this was a really shitty, dull year by all accounts. On the other hand, I was sick in my eye, which makes it all worthwhile.