Writer's Cock

Don't piss in your dirty little panties you filthy whores, I've been on a shitty fucking holiday and will get back to documenting my sordidly dull life presently.

In the meantime, here's a picutre of what the M1 looks like at 120 mph.

And one of what happens when Peter is left unattended for a few minutes.

And one of a really fucking fat bitch.

It's a bit like Pictionary, ins't it?