Where's Maddy?
Holy fucking shit am I glad there's no hell, but I just couldn't fight it any longer.
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Now I've got nothing against the girl, however...
That website with the hideous fucking Bryan Adams song blasting out - will she even want to come back after seeing that? I'd rather be raised by wolves. And what are her parents doing going on some weird world tour and meeting the pope? Did Jesus tell them they were the Rolling Stones?
Sadly after this length of separation the mother won't normally accept her back anyhow, they'll be able to smell humans on her. I'm sorry, but it's a fact - Richard Attenborough told me.
Last time I checked, the fund had raised nearly a million quid. Given that the poor lass is inevitably going to be found in chunks down the back of some greasy Porto's sofa, it's probably time to start thinking about alternative uses.
Personally, I'd like to put forward the idea of dropping 100,000,000 1p coins onto Tony Blair from a hot air balloon. Fuck it, I'll even pay for the blimp. What can I say, I'm a philanthropist.
Click the image for full sized family fun.
Now I've got nothing against the girl, however...
That website with the hideous fucking Bryan Adams song blasting out - will she even want to come back after seeing that? I'd rather be raised by wolves. And what are her parents doing going on some weird world tour and meeting the pope? Did Jesus tell them they were the Rolling Stones?
Sadly after this length of separation the mother won't normally accept her back anyhow, they'll be able to smell humans on her. I'm sorry, but it's a fact - Richard Attenborough told me.
Last time I checked, the fund had raised nearly a million quid. Given that the poor lass is inevitably going to be found in chunks down the back of some greasy Porto's sofa, it's probably time to start thinking about alternative uses.
Personally, I'd like to put forward the idea of dropping 100,000,000 1p coins onto Tony Blair from a hot air balloon. Fuck it, I'll even pay for the blimp. What can I say, I'm a philanthropist.
posted by Peter O'Phile at
1:00 pm
3 Comments:
Boh!
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Anonymous, at 12:05 pm
And what's with the posters on the back windows of people carriers scooting up and down the M1. The lassie went missing in Portugal ffs, it's highly unlikely that one of the locals from Praia wherever is likely to be on the M1, see a poster in the back of a car and have a a flashback to that fateful night.
Every parent's nightmare - and I hate to say I don't think Maddie is likely to be found.
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Unknown, at 7:25 am
I thought it was that British guy that did it.
You know, the one that was guilty of having a glass eye? I think they need to search that guys place again. He MUST be a pedo.
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Anonymous, at 2:18 pm
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