The Peter O'Philes

Wednesday, February 21, 2007

More Fun With Referers 2

There really are some worrying people out there. And I thought I was sanity-challenged.

"why are russian girls asking for my bank details"
Son, this is capitalism at its finest. Ship her over, break down her iron curtain and then report her to immigration. Remember to wear four condoms because all sovs have filthy vaginae from all that chernobyl fall-out which will make Mr Zing-Wang fall off, or glow green or other weird shit like that.


"warning monkey faeces funny"
That really makes no sense at all. Who are you trying to warn? And how does that link to me? Is this some sort of a sting? Who are you?


"sexual fucking with scat"
Anyone surprised that this guy was German? Nope? Me neither. I am a little stunned to find a Kraut who is aware a kind of fucking that doesn't involve scat exists though.

"cheeseburger joker"
I'm starting to think that this is one person, hell-bent on making me lose the plot. So far he has attacked my mind from the following locations.
  • UK
  • US
  • Canada
  • Sweden
  • Singapore
  • Australia
  • Colombia
  • Israel
  • Malaysia
It's not funny anymore, you fucking freak. Just stop.

My final thoughts on this matter.

I remember a time when a Panini was a sticker. I remember that the tabloids welcomed Jade Goody as a True Brit and one of ours. I remember a time when Michael Jackson was the King Of Pop rather than a serial child molesting lunatic mutant and when George Michael had to dodge flying knickers instead of boxers when he was performing.

But I don't recall a time when most people weren't fucktards who would be better used as rocket fuel to get me the hell off this fucking planet. So I should probably stop being surprised by these cockgnomists.


2 Comments:

  • Did you get your name off the Brass Eye Special?

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3:53 pm  

  • No, I got it off my mum you sick freak.

    It wasn't original when they used it on Brass Eye either, come to think of it.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:17 am  

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