Reader Survey Of The W...Month: Stuff

You are about to be shot in the head seven times, having been mistaken for a terrorist due to your slightly brown skin. What you rather be shot with?
	Hollow Point Ammunition
	HyperDeathLaser MkII
	Full Metal Jacket Ammunition
	Titanium Enriched Cheese
	Really Sharp Sticks
	No Strong Preference

You are a bit lardy, having overdone it on the food front. What or whom do you blame for this?
	Titanium Enriched Cheese
	My (Your, Not My (Mine)) Big Fucking Mouth
	Food Being Just Simply Fucking Awesome
	Societal Pressure Against Obesity Driving Me To Food
	Guilt Over Those Babies In My Sewing Drawer Driving Me To Food
	EAWFR TW$% JUYGKIGU
	That last option was a cheap shot. I apologise.
	Leading question, your honour. I decline to answer.

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