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Proper update coming soon, maybe even today. I'm having trouble fashioning it into anything even vaguely readable. My advice is not to hold your breath (unless I hate you, in which case carry on).

I'm in an odd mood which certainly has nothing to do with the two litres of red bull I've consumed so far today, so here's some random shit that wouldn't fit anywhere else...

Peter O'Phile The People O'Phile (aka Phil Anthropist)

I saw this in my referrer list and nearly pissed my pants (they were dirty anyway). That's Dr O'Phile to you:

(I especially like the shortened version of a couple of articles in the text.)

They've since dropped me off the search, so I won't post a link. Fucking Spanish fucks.

Fags

I buy my cigarettes over the internet because I am fucked off with paying tax to the British government, plus they're cheaper.

Price Per Pack From Greece - £3.
Price Per Pack From UK - £5.
Price Per Pack From Greece But After Peter Has Forgotten To Pay Credit Card Bill Several Times - £5.50.

Yeah, I'm not good with credit cards.