Unnecessary Lesson 5: You Really Are A Fucking Dumbass

No matter how much your curiosity may tug at your soul, no matter how much you refine the number of pages of a book you are using to deflect the force, no matter how controlled you think you can make the experiment, it is never a good idea to shoot yourself in the leg with an air-rifle.

It took an hour of picking away at tiny bits of blood soaked paper with tweezers and nail scissors to finally get the pellet out from inside me and my leg is a bruised and bloody fucking mess. I will probably not be repeating this experiment. Probably.

For those now wondering, it hurt, but not as much as I expected*.

Photos to follow when I can make my cameraphone perform either of its duties. Fucking Nokia.

*Someone needs to work out exactly what pain factor (PF) alchohol dulls by on a per unit basis. My guess? Lots.