Just When You Thought It Was Safe...

Even when it was the Muslims, I knew it was the Elephants. First we have that sting ray eating Steve Irwins, now this happens. Round them up and shoot them before it's too late, I say.

The War on The Animalian Kingdom starts here (except for humans who are not really animals (which is why vegetarians think it's ok to eat them, the evil shits)). Apparently it's not unknown for sharks to attack people too. Put this alongside the occasional humming bird killing frenzy, armadillo assaults and snakes randomly boarding planes (that one did well, didn't it), it's clear what we have to do. Nuke the fuckers. And don't forget that a monkey invented AIDS. Did even Hitler go that far? Exactly.

In unrelated news, I was hiding from my manager in a toilet cubicle today and someone came in (to the toilet, not the cubicle) and started cleaning their teeth. Bit fucking odd. Especially as they had toothpaste (I could smell the minty freshness over my own stench) and a brush, which they must be keeping stashed in a pocket.

And you thought toilets were just for drinking, sleeping and shitting in. I guess you do learn something new every day.