Schrödinger's Muslim
Nuclear War. CJD. Global Warming. AIDS. Mega-Tsunamis. Climate Change. MDMA. Killer Asteroids. Dope. Sea World. Acid Rain. The Muslims.
Enough to have shattered every single human being on this planet to tiny red pieces 83 times over. Yet we are still here, more or less.
So now we have pissed up pikey yob cunts deciding who can and can't fly back from the Costa Scathole with them, Mosques being burnt down and I can't travel by air for the next year or so.
I can imagine my reaction when they try to tell me that I can't take anything but the pair of pants I (may be) wearing and a single page torn at random from an approved book. The kind of sarcasm I would be unable to resist can get you put away, probably indefinitely.
But yes, the Great British Public, responsible for such entertaining and well-informed vigilante cat-raids as beating up Paediatricians and murdering women as witches are given a voice to decide who is welcome to share their £20 return to "Barcer". They'd let me, and the honour inherent in this makes me want to cut chunks out of my arms.
I say great. Let the thought-idle fuckers burn up their energy on another fucking farce, their sloping brows furrowed further with fear every time they see a turban. Give them a distraction, lest they come for us.
Let the babies have their bottle, let those who can think and spot such patterns sit back and enjoy the gallows humour absurdity of their actions.
I'll die of cancer. You'll die of a heart failure. That guy in the corner jerking off and making honking noises with his nose? I already told you - cancer. Our eyes are open.
But let the babies have their bogeymen.
So, to join in with the spirit of fear and hysteria being drummed into us like a newspapier-maché dragon boat, I've formed the theory of Schrödinger's Muslim.
The average raghead lives in an indeterminate state, until roused from slumber and shot several times by an overzealous policeman (Observed). The act of being beaten from bed with a cattle prod forces the Muslim to take on one of two states - either Terrorist, or Paedophile. Vote buttons are below. If you Observe a Muslim, please let me know which from he/she takes.
I hope we can finally get some decent intelligence on this island.
Enough to have shattered every single human being on this planet to tiny red pieces 83 times over. Yet we are still here, more or less.
So now we have pissed up pikey yob cunts deciding who can and can't fly back from the Costa Scathole with them, Mosques being burnt down and I can't travel by air for the next year or so.
I can imagine my reaction when they try to tell me that I can't take anything but the pair of pants I (may be) wearing and a single page torn at random from an approved book. The kind of sarcasm I would be unable to resist can get you put away, probably indefinitely.
But yes, the Great British Public, responsible for such entertaining and well-informed vigilante cat-raids as beating up Paediatricians and murdering women as witches are given a voice to decide who is welcome to share their £20 return to "Barcer". They'd let me, and the honour inherent in this makes me want to cut chunks out of my arms.
I say great. Let the thought-idle fuckers burn up their energy on another fucking farce, their sloping brows furrowed further with fear every time they see a turban. Give them a distraction, lest they come for us.
Let the babies have their bottle, let those who can think and spot such patterns sit back and enjoy the gallows humour absurdity of their actions.
I'll die of cancer. You'll die of a heart failure. That guy in the corner jerking off and making honking noises with his nose? I already told you - cancer. Our eyes are open.
But let the babies have their bogeymen.
So, to join in with the spirit of fear and hysteria being drummed into us like a newspapier-maché dragon boat, I've formed the theory of Schrödinger's Muslim.
The average raghead lives in an indeterminate state, until roused from slumber and shot several times by an overzealous policeman (Observed). The act of being beaten from bed with a cattle prod forces the Muslim to take on one of two states - either Terrorist, or Paedophile. Vote buttons are below. If you Observe a Muslim, please let me know which from he/she takes.
I hope we can finally get some decent intelligence on this island.
posted by Peter O'Phile at
8:32 pm
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funny though
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