VD, Not For Me.
http://www.meish.org/vd
Whilst I agree with the sentiment entirely, the execution is more laboured than the elephant man's mother and nothing like as funny as there was potential for. Look at this one, for example:
What would have been wrong with the word "CUNT" written in big letters? You tried too hard, Meish, and you dropped the fucking ball. Or even "CUNTY CUNT" - simple, yet beautiful.
I suspect the writer suffers from a terrible sexual tension and will probably go on to be a serial rapist. Most likely once a year, on Valentine's Day, she (assumption) will join the hallowed ranks of the murder/rapist. But of course, that is just speculation.
PS, those fucking e-card things people use to avoid spending any money propping up the Royal Mail are for women and communists only.
PPS, did you know that St. Valentine was killed in a knife fight with a poodle when trying to win back the love of his life? Now there's romance.
Whilst I agree with the sentiment entirely, the execution is more laboured than the elephant man's mother and nothing like as funny as there was potential for. Look at this one, for example:
What would have been wrong with the word "CUNT" written in big letters? You tried too hard, Meish, and you dropped the fucking ball. Or even "CUNTY CUNT" - simple, yet beautiful.
I suspect the writer suffers from a terrible sexual tension and will probably go on to be a serial rapist. Most likely once a year, on Valentine's Day, she (assumption) will join the hallowed ranks of the murder/rapist. But of course, that is just speculation.
PS, those fucking e-card things people use to avoid spending any money propping up the Royal Mail are for women and communists only.
PPS, did you know that St. Valentine was killed in a knife fight with a poodle when trying to win back the love of his life? Now there's romance.
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