Firefox: Fuck Off

Somebody needs to say it, though it comes under the topic of nerd heresy*...Firefox fucking sucks.

Four years ago, it was an idea whose time had come. People were anxious to browse porn sites without IE installing 20 sets of hijacking software and 32 viruses before the fluffer had even finished his work. They were ready for a browser which didn't try to take over their entire computer with popups if they so much as looked at a link the wrong way. They were...well, sick to the kidneys of Internet Explorer and its vast arrays of shitness.

So it came to pass that Firefox crawled out of its hole and people flocked to it. Literally tens of people gave it a shot. And it was good, or so it appeared. No more gaudy flash adverts appearing and playing chicken sounds when you're at work, no need for the rapid Alt-F4 hitting sessions closing all those lovely windows full of leg spread lovelies when the boss stopped by for a chat, a quick Ctrl-Tab would hide Debbie Does Dallas 1-44 and the entire Shaved Cat Suicide Mega Happy collection in the blink of one eye. No more would you fear to press the "home" button, in case it had been changed from www.youngirlsuckingoatesticles.com to something disgusting or worse, non-pornographic.

But sooner or later, the harsh light of day has to shine upon everything and the time has come for Firefox. Whilst it doesn't show popups, this is probably because it is so slow it can't show popups. And it may not run those stupid adverts done in Flash that spring to life when you wander your mouse over them, but it does instead crash the one time you actually want to run a Flash thingy. Don't even think of trying to open a word document or excel spreadsheet in one click, you'd be better off dousing your computer in holy water and running off to join the circus, who will probably tattoo those numbers from accounts you needed onto your chest in the fullness of time. At the very least, you be able to molest some dwarves, but I digress.

What a fucking let-down, those cunts got hold of a great idea and did fuck all to see it through. What a double fucking pisser that I'm even surprised it happened that way.

So fuck it, I'm off to install IE7. Sound the horns and release the Firehounds.

*Normally this would mean I'd say it earlier purely to piss people off. Eye on the ball in future, O'Phile.

PS, The below happened while I was writing this. Seriously. And people wonder why I'm always so fucking pissed off. Fucking rat-shit-cunt-paedo-tramp bastards, the lot of them.